silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

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“Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.”
— Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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what a nice fucking day

what a nice fucking day